Cobalt Blue Tux: Slim Fit, Peak Lapel, One Button. Prom & Wedding Ready.
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Dapper Nights Tux: White & Black Paisley Peak Lapel. Slim Fit. Prom Ready.
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Ivory & Gold Paisley Tux: Dapper & Dreamy for Your Big Day. Shine On!
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Sharp Blue Shawl Collar Tuxedo – Slim Fit for a Modern Gentleman.
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White Tie Affair Ready Tuxedo Sleek Slim Fit Shawl Collar Confidence in a Jacket
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Burgundy Bliss Tux: Slim Fit Shawl Collar for the Modern Man
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Burgundy Birdseye Tux: Sharp Slim Fit for the Modern Gentleman.
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Navy Satin Birdseye Tuxedo: Effortless Elegance for the Modern Gentleman.
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Lavender Paisley Prom Tux: Studded Lapel Slim Fit Tuxedo for the Modern Man.
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Black Tie Ready: Slim Fit Tuxedo. Sharp Look, Effortless Style.
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White Tuxedo: Slim Fit, Sharp Notch Lapel. Own the Night.
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Hunter Green Tux: Slim Fit, Notch Lapel. Wedding Ready. Sharp Style.
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