White Hot Tuxedo: Slim Fit, Peak Lapel, Instant Upgrade.
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Grey Slim Peak Tuxedo: Sharp Style for the Modern Man.
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Dapper Burgundy Peak Shawl Tuxedo – Slim Fit for the Modern Gentleman
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Grey Slim Fit Tuxedo: Sharp & Sophisticated. Ready to Impress.
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Sophisticated Black Vested Tuxedo – The Perfect Gentleman's Formal Wear.
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Grey Classic: The Ultimate 2-Button Tuxedo with a Vest for Men.
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Ivory Elegance Tuxedo Suit: Classic Style for the Modern Man!
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White Tie Affair Ready: Classic Tuxedo with a Vest!
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Black Tie Ready: Mandarin Collar Tuxedo Perfection!
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Blue Banded Tuxedo: Mandarin Collar Cool. Own the Night.
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Crimson Velvet Tuxedo: 4-Button Elegance for the Modern Gentleman
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Grey Mandarin Tuxedo: Modern Edge, Classic Style. Own the Night
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