Royal Blue Tux: Modern Fit & Midnight Lapel. Class & Cool Combined!
Alright folks, step right up and feast your eyes on this… thing. Yeah, that’s right, I’m selling you on it, whatever IT is. Maybe it’s a time-traveling toaster, a self-folding laundry basket that judges you, or the missing sock of your dreams. Honestly, I haven’t quite figured that part out yet, but trust me, you NEED this. It’s like… a unicorn dipped in pure, unadulterated awesome sauce. Get it now, or forever hold your peace… and your boring, un-magical life. Seriously, what are you waiting for? This ain’t gonna sell itself, and frankly, you look like you could use a little… *gestures vaguely* …THIS! Boom. Done. Buy it. You won’t regret it. Probably.
$79.50
$159.00
