Purple Paisley Perfection Tuxedo: Slim Fit & Shawl Lapels for the Prom King!
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Turquoise Paisley Tux: Slim Fit & Shawl Lapel. Prom Night Ready.
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Beige Glen Plaid Suit: Summer Slim Fit with Vest—Sharp and Cool!
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Sky Blue Glen Plaid Suit: Summer Cool & Sharp. Modern Slim Fit.
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Beige Glen Plaid Summer Suit for Men: Slim Fit & Sharp Style 42R Final Clearance
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Burgundy Bliss: Sleek Satin Tuxedo Suit for Prom & Weddings - Men's Slim Fit
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Black Windowpane Suit: Sharp & Sleek. The Perfect Vested Look for the Modern Man.
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Turquoise Dream: Slim Fit Satin Tuxedo—Own the Night at Prom or Wedding!
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Rose Pink Dream: Slim Satin Tux for Your Big Night!
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