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Navy Sharkskin Vest: Slim & Stylish for the Modern Man - Wedding Ready!
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Pink Polka Dot Vest Perfection: Prom Ready Double Breasted Swagger!
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Stylish Sky Blue Polka Dot Vest - Perfect for Prom & Weddings!
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Mint Green Polka Dot Vest: Gatsby Vibes for Prom or Wedding! One Button Wonder.
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Tan Sharkskin Vest: Sharp Look for the Modern Gentleman. Wedding Ready!
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Teal Dream: One-Button Plaid Suit for the Modern Gentleman.
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Rose Pink Sharkskin Vest: Effortlessly Dapper for Grooms & Groomsmen - One Button Slim Fit.
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Effortless Style: Grey Low-Cut Tuxedo Vest – Perfect for Any Event.
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Sharp Sharkskin Vest: Effortless Style - Men’s One-Button Peak Lapel Suit
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Grey & Red Windowpane Suit Game Changer Peak Lapel Vest Ready to Impress
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