Summer Blue Lizard & Croc Belvedere: Valter's Tailored Elegance for Men.
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White Lizard & Crocodile: Belvedere Valter. Unleash Your Inner King. Dress to Impress.
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Varo Alligator & Eel: Brown & Camel Wingtips—Exotic Style, Unmatched Comfort.
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Grey Lizard & Hornback Crocodile: Belvedere Valter Dress Shoe – Unbeatable Style.
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Midnight Bloom Tux: Sky Blue Lapel Pop, Paisley Swagger, Prom Ready, Dinner Date Dazzle.
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Black & Gold Grid Tux: Dapper Dinner Jacket for the Groom, Velvet Lapel Elegance
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Midnight Blue Sunrise Tuxedo Blazer – A Dapper Statement for the Modern Man.
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Silver Shadow Tux: Brocade Dinner Jacket—Own the Night.
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Black & Silver Sparkle Tuxedo Blazer: Own the Night!
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Elegant Burgundy & Gold Wave Tuxedo Blazer - Perfect for the Evening.
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Coffee Brown Houndstooth Suit: Effortless Style for the Modern Man. Walk the Walk.
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Brown Merino Wool Suit: The Ultimate Gentleman's Statement
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