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Navy Blue Power Suit: Three Button Vested Peak Lapel Style for the Modern Man.
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Black Pinstripe Swagger: Vintage Gangster Suit with Vest for the Bold Man
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Burgundy Bold: Men's Peak Lapel Suit with a Vest - Look Sharp, Feel Sharp.
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Sharp Black Pinstripe Suit with Vest: Own the Room
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Navy Sharkskin Suit: Three Button, Wide Lapel. Make a Statement.
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