Navy Blue Tuxedo: Sharp Slim Fit, One Button. Wedding Ready, Effortlessly Cool.
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Champagne Dreams: Slim Fit Tuxedo Jacket for the Dapper Man.
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Pink Satin Swagger: Slim Fit Tuxedo Jacket for the Bold Gent
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Red Hot Tux: Slim Fit Satin Jacket for the Modern Man.
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Royal Blue Satin Blazer: Slim Fit & Head-Turning Shine!
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Teal Green Tuxedo Jacket: Dazzle in Slim Fit Satin, One Button, Tonight!
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Silver Grey Floral Blazer: Effortlessly Cool, One-Button Shine for the Modern Man.
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Cobalt Blue Tux: Slim Fit, Peak Lapel, One Button. Prom & Wedding Ready.
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Black & White Square Blazer: Your Party's New King. Slim Fit, One Button, All You!
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Red Paisley Tuxedo: Slim Fit & One Button Prom Night Style.
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Dapper Nights Tux: White & Black Paisley Peak Lapel. Slim Fit. Prom Ready.
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Purple Paisley Perfection Tuxedo: Slim Fit & Shawl Lapels for the Prom King!
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